What’s the bathroom missing? Soft pink with some nerve. A small alligator in a striped sun hat, taking a soak that’s the energy.

Hang it and the room stops taking itself seriously. A plain bathroom becomes one with a personality. Guests notice it before they notice the taps.

Works best on a clear stretch of wall above the bath, beside the basin, or on the back of the door. Eye-level when you’re standing, so the joke lands.

Pair with soft pink towels, a leafy houseplant, brass or copper fittings, and painted timber. Tiles in green, cream or terracotta all work.

Don’t pair with anything too serious moody photography or earnest landscapes will fight the humour. Let this one carry the room. Stretched over a wooden frame and ready to hang straight from the box.