Somewhere between a Victorian sign painter and curio-shop maximalism, this grinning frog refuses to behave. He’s lifted straight from an 1880s American trade card and he’s still selling cologne to anyone who walks past.

Hang him and the room loosens up. Guests notice him before they notice the tiles, the towels or the taps. A loo, a small bathroom or a cloakroom suddenly has a story instead of a colour scheme.

Works best on a smaller wall above a basin, beside a mirror, or in the awkward corner between a door and a window. He’s also at home in a quirky kitchen or a cluttered study.

Pair with dark wood, aged brass, botanical wallpaper, antique mirrors and proper handsoap in glass bottles.

Don’t hang him next to anything too earnest. He’ll win.