Put bluntly, your kitchen can carry more red than it thinks. This Jaws-style pizza parody leans into bright blue water, mustard yellow cheese and a punch of red typography, and it doesn’t apologise for any of it.

Once it’s up, the room stops being polite. Cooking, takeaway nights and Sunday hangovers all get a bit more personality. It’s the sort of thing that earns a smile every time someone walks in.

Hang it on a feature wall, above a sideboard in an open-plan kitchen, or in a student flat where the rules are looser. It also works in a games room, breakfast nook or by the fridge.

Pair it with light oak, painted cabinets, enamel signs, bar stools and a few other film or food posters. Brass or chrome handles both work.

Don’t bury it next to serious botanicals or moody landscapes this one wants to be the loudest thing on the wall. Stretched over a wooden frame and ready to hang.