Before anyone mentions the retro lettering, notice what the soft pink does to white tile. The room stops being purely practical and gets a sense of humour, without anyone having to try too hard.

It shifts a bathroom or downstairs loo from functional to fun. Guests clock it, smile, and the room feels looked-after rather than just clean.

Hang it above the loo at eye level, on the wall opposite the door so it’s the first thing seen, or above a small towel shelf. A clean canvas edge keeps the focus on the lettering.

Pairs well with brass taps, warm white or pink tiles, a small woven basket, and one good hand towel in a plain colour.

Don’t drown it in other slogans one piece of cheeky wording is plenty in a small room. Stretched canvas, ready to hang straight from the box.