With a cheeky kitchen poster, scale decides whether the kitchen wakes up. Go too small and it disappears behind the kettle; go medium and it earns its spot on the wall.

What changes when this goes up: the kitchen stops being just a kitchen. The lettering does the talking, the red strawberry adds the only pop of colour, and the rest stays calm. It reads as fun, not loud.

Where to hang it: above a coffee station, on a pantry door, beside the fridge, or in a breakfast nook where you actually sit and have toast. Keep it at eye level so the joke lands.

What to pair it with: pale wood, white tiles, a wooden chopping board left out, a jar of utensils, a small plant. Nothing precious.

What not to do: don’t crowd it with five other food prints. The line work is loose and confident give it room. Stretched over a wooden frame and ready to hang.